The Romantic Trials Of A Transmigrated Empress

Chapter 371: From wife swap to cranky dwarfs.

Akia Nithercott was certain that she had never been more humiliated in her life than this very moment.

Important things!! The crown prince and princess were discussing important things and it was just gossip!

Did they not see her out there using her magic to fight for justice and demand answers? What kind of reasoning

did these insane people use?

She chanted a spell that allowed to fly and she swiftly launched herself at the balcony were Sigrid was. If she

took the crown princess hostage, she would get the answers she sought.

"Stop her." Someone shouted.

The Lord mage aimed his staff at Akia and chanted a freezing spell. Sigrid that was even more important swatted

her hand at the air casually and a gust of wind sent Akia flying back. Screaming in shock, she flailed all the way

until she hit the wall with great force that it trembled.

And then, she passed out.

"What a nuisance." Sigrid muttered. So innocently, with a bright smile, she looked back at Roland. "What else

has happened? Continue, from where you stopped."

Roland's eyes, like those of the lord mage darted to the unconscious divine messenger who was being carried off

in handcuffs. Both men wondered how misplaced Sigrid’s priorities had to be if this held prevalence over what

could be the possible start of an all out war between the mages of Eldoria and those of Medoris.

The Lord mage opened his mouth to comment on it but Roland shook his head and gave him a signal to back off.

"Uhm, both men were there." He told his wife. "Lord Thistlebaum turned pale after a blood magic test was

conducted as revealed that the child is not his."

Sigrid’s lips sharpened and she drew back, twisting her face in what looked like a cross between glee and pain.

"Damn, | would not want to be in his shoes right now."

"Oh it gets better." Roland added.

Sigrid’s eyes widened. What could get better than this? Maybe a fight. "Did Lord Thistlebaum break Duke Crane's

jaw, arm, leg? Did he stab him with a sword right there and then? Did he challenge him to a duel?"

"None of that." Roland shared. He leaned closer and told her, "Lady Crane grabbed Lord Thistlebaum’s hand and

declared that she would start having her own affair with him from now on and they were also going to have a

baby. She marched off with him with very determined eyes apparently."

Sigrid gasped. She fell back in the chair while exhaling in orgasmic relief. "From affair to wife swap!! You are right

Roland, it gets better. Oh, pay off smaids from both homes because | want to know everything going on in

their lives from now on."

"Do you want to know what is going on in Lord Fairfax’s house?" he asked her.

The Lord mage turned around and decided to leave there and then. The crown princess was out of her mind and

the crown prince that indulged her was even worse.

He asked Mauve and Christie to follow him back and also sent word to the mage council to meet. What the royal

couple was too lazy or uninterested in taking care of, they would do.

After sharing gossip, tea, fruit and pastries for an hour Roland handed Sigrid and envelope. "Your grandfather

askedto give you this letter which was sent to your mother by the seven dwarfs. | have never been more

baffled in my life."

Sigrid heard Cosmos’s laughing voice. She had a feeling that the content of the letter had enraged her mother.

The Cottage of the Seven. Enchanted forest, Enchanted Woodland City.

To: The Nosy Lady that won't mind her business.

"Oh oh!" Sigrid muttered.

We received your recent letter in which you criticized our actions and insinuated that we suffer from a lack of

wisdom by suggesting that we share one apple sized brain. We did not care for that at all.

Allow us, if we may, to clarify a few points for the record.

On the matter of welcoming Snow White: We are seven grown men that knew what they were doing. We had

nothing fear of one weak woman in the forest.

Yes, we took her in swiftly--but she tidied our home, entertained us with song and made us soup. What can we

say, good help is hard to find these days!

As for the apple that she ate: Lady, we are not the magic police. We work in the mines, not a poison detection

agency. Our nostrils, round as they are are not equipped to sniff fruit. Did you expect us to wrestle the apple out

of her hands?

Blfor this mess goes to the protectors of the Enchanted forest. If they had been alert, an evil queen with a

wrinkled poisoned apple would not have made it to our doorstep.

We have filed many complaints about this and we were well compensated. The wards around our cottage have

also been strengthened.

Concerning true love's kiss. It is not in our department and we will not address it just as we will not address Snow

White's name.

Because we are nice dwarfs, our door is open to you if you ever visit the Enchanted forest just as it was opened

to Snow White. We promise to give you a shiny red apple that we have already marked with your name.

We would also like to give you sadvise.

Just read the story and applaud like everyone else when it ends on a happy note. There is a reason why these

stories are called happily ever after not happily from beginning to end.

Stop peeking beneath and analyzing everything.

With sarcasm, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey.

P.S. We have sent you sseeds from our forest. After planting them you will have own enchanted forest. Doc

has also sent sgems, a bag full.

We may not like your opinions, but we are nice, generous dwarfs.